The Frog and Golf

A man goes out golfing.He is on the second hole when He notices a frog sitting next to The green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."










The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to Prove the frog wrong, puts the club Away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, he?"The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."The man decides to take the frog with Him to the next hole..
"What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed The best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas ."










" They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table,
The man asks, "What do you think I Should bet?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across. The table.








The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a Gorgeous girl.










"And that is how the girl ended up in My room Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."

Rhys Davies lead in Canary Islands Fred Olsen Golf Trophy

Welshman Rhys Davies surged into a share of the lead in the Fred Olsen Challenge de España as he looks to win his second Challenge Tour title of the season.
Davies fired a brilliant six under par 65 at Tecina Golf on the spectacular island of La Gomera in the Canary Islands to draw level with halfway leader Steven Jeppesen on 13 under par.
A second victory for the Welshman after his previous success in the SWALEC Wales Challenge earlier in the summer would consolidate his position on the Challenge Tour Rankings as he strives to join the elite on The European Tour.
Five birdies in the space of seven holes on the front nine got him moving and two more followed on the back half before he bogeyed the last to tie Jeppesen.
"It was a good day," said Davies. "I got off to a good start making two birdies when it didn't look like I was making them, then I made three birdies in a row that gave me lots of confidence. I played a lot better today, hit some solid shots and holed key putts. I put the ball in the right places which is very important because the greens can be very tricky."
As for his chances in the final round, he said: "I'd love to win again. It's still a long way to go and there are a few players out there, but I will put my head down and definitely I'm looking forward competing again at the top of the board."
Jeppeson endured a rollercoaster of a round with an eagle, two birdies and five bogeys on his way to a one over 72 but it was good enough to keep him in a share of the lead.
The 25 year old has finished runner-up four times on the Challenge Tour and is looking to finally shed his bridesmaid tag.
The Spanish pair of Luis Claverie and Jesus Maria Arruti are both well placed to challenge for a home victory as they lie in the group on 12 under par and only one behind the leaders. Claverie matched Davies' round of 65 while Arruti shot a 71. Welshman Stuart Manley and Dane Mark F Hastrup are also on 12 under par.

Daniel Suarez won the Las Palmas Avicom Golf Trophy

Las Palmas of Gran Canaria, 29 jun.-Daniel Suárez, from the Real Club of Golf Las Palmas, with 38 points, was proclaimed as winner of the Avicom Movistar Trophy that, corresponds to the Third Circuit of Las Palmas, organized by the Canary Federation in Meloneras's course.

In the Third category, the victory was for the young promise James Stevens, of Anfi Tauro, he could not count for having less than sixteen years - minimal age in this Circuit-.

The First masculine category was dominated by Jeppe Friestad, with 44 points, who overcame Michael Perdomo (42), Michael Lemus (43).
The independent Juan Antonio Cubas won the Third category with 41 points, and second was Jeddi Fakhrolldin (39).
The gold of the First feminine category corresponded to Maria Sonia Álamo, with 38 points.

The Circuit will move now to Fuerteventura to dispute on July the 11 a fifth trophy in Fuerteventura Golf Course and, the following day, the sixth in Las salinas Golf.