A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.

What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.'

'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.'

'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed. 'So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?''Far from it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today! ''Goodness, Sister!' gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. 'You must tell me all about it!'

'Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother -- 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dog leg left and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made.

It's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and then it hits a bird in mid-flight!'

'Oh my!' commiserated the Mother. 'How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!''No, that wasn't it,' admitted Sister.'But then this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball, and runs off down the fairway!'

'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the Mother.'But I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister. 'And I was so proud of myself! But while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in its paws!'

'So that's when you cursed,' said the Mother with a knowing smile.'Nope, that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished, 'because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!'

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...

'You missed the f-----g putt, didn't you?'

Daniel Suarez won the Las Palmas Avicom Golf Trophy

Las Palmas of Gran Canaria, 29 jun.-Daniel Suárez, from the Real Club of Golf Las Palmas, with 38 points, was proclaimed as winner of the Avicom Movistar Trophy that, corresponds to the Third Circuit of Las Palmas, organized by the Canary Federation in Meloneras's course.

In the Third category, the victory was for the young promise James Stevens, of Anfi Tauro, he could not count for having less than sixteen years - minimal age in this Circuit-.

The First masculine category was dominated by Jeppe Friestad, with 44 points, who overcame Michael Perdomo (42), Michael Lemus (43).
The independent Juan Antonio Cubas won the Third category with 41 points, and second was Jeddi Fakhrolldin (39).
The gold of the First feminine category corresponded to Maria Sonia Álamo, with 38 points.

The Circuit will move now to Fuerteventura to dispute on July the 11 a fifth trophy in Fuerteventura Golf Course and, the following day, the sixth in Las salinas Golf.